Rantage :

Rantage 4: Rapfail...

 

The modern rant of small penised children... Also known as Rap, which is lovingly named as Crap by us metalheads..
The basic idea of hip hop is that... My penis is huuuuuuuger than yours by a fucking mile.
A fine example is Lil Wayne... Even though his body proportion says his penis is no bigger than 2", he reckons that he can satisfy women in bed... as if.
"Shawty lick me, lick me, like a lollipop"
Hell she's gonna lick ya like a fucking lollipop cause thats how big it is... And you're paying her...
Another fine line by him
"Call me so i can make it juicy for you"
Yes, he used to work in KFC, that clearly proves his previous career before crapping... Didn't all rappers work in KFC?

Lady GaGa:
Just one thing for this bitch...
Lady, GAG AND KILL THIS WHORE..

Ok, as we were...

Kanye West, on receiving a grammy
"Many people say I that they didn't deserve the award and shit, what I say I fucking worked hard to get this and I got it.. okay bitchez?"

THERE WASNT ANYONE ELSE YOU FUCKING BLOATHEAD WITH A HUGE EGO! RATHER YOU THAN LIL WAYNE YOU DICKLESS FCUKER...
Ok as we were, again...

Comparison Between a Virgin Rapper and the worst Metal band ever...
"I wanna be the one ur kissing and lovin'...i wanna be the one ur kissing and huggin'.."
Nitruzz, a homosexual british dude.
"I wanna fuck you like an animal...i wanna feel you from the inside"
Nine Inch Nails clearly wins, just with the word animal. Even though they're gay too. :)

Another Homosexual Rapper:
Craig David : "Sometimes in life i feel the fight is over [ whispers: oooover]"
Was that whisper really THAT necessary?
I think I've found The Jonas' Brothers inspiration..
"I'll shot it to codey"
Forgot his name...
You can clearly see this man masturbating to R.Kelly...

Zoophiles and Black Hiphop People:
Diddy feat Murphy Lee:
'Shake ya tail feather'
ok now R.Kelly: i see the chicas...i see the chicas...i see the chicas...[lets ride] Ole!'
You can clearly see,
Black people, after being responsible creating AIDS by fucking a pig, now wants to be responsible for GODKNOWSWHAT after fucking a chicken.

Old People and Hip Hop Culture:
Kevin Lytle:
"Im pushing 80 on my favourite street"
Seriously... AT FUCKING 80? GO TALK TO YOUR GRANDKIDS ABOUT THE HO'S YOU PIMPED AND THE SHOWS YOU GIMP'ED!

Elton John on Metal:
"How can people listen to such a vile thing... All that screaming and screeching.. Oh such awful noises"
First off... I hate you.
Second off... You're gay, you're not supposed to know.
Third... WHAT THE FUCK DUDE HATIN ON METAL!?
Atlast... You're not even hiphop, I just had to rant about you somewhere...

Ok so wtf Girl Rappers?
Its the same thing.. Just instead of dick sizes, its bra sizes...

Kellis:
'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..and they'r like its better then yours...i can teach u but i have to charge'
Ok you can clearly see here her "milkshakes" have made a local reputation.
Well ofcourse, girl, you're so fucking fat, you fucking have your own exhibition and someone's making money out of little pokemon freaks saying
"Kids, wanna see a wild Snorlax?"
Quite explains the "i can teach u but i have to charge'"

Missy Elliot:
"Im really really hot...(shameless) Im really really hot (shameless)"
In her song with 50 cent and Wu Tang which I dutifully ripped off filesharing...

We can clearly see Hermit The Frog look is back... Among black women...

 

Now a rant on about BANGLA rap...
This infestation of Bangla rappers originated when some Brittish Wiggers(They aren't even white! They're fucking brown! AND THEY THINK THEY'RE WIGGERS INSTEAD OF NIGGERS!) came to Bangladesh and started spitting nursery rhymes at each other like
Ba Ba Abba Black Goat I fucked
A Little duck
While fapping in a truck
Thats just my luck
I got kicked outta England

Bla bla bla so I dont rap so well, big deal, you get the gist...

Deshi MCs:
'Im a Dhakaiya Ganxtaaaa...khet bangal pola pain lungi khula mare dour'
Fyi, Dhakaiya people are the ones that are khet... Not Bangal polapain with lungis, they look much better than a dude wearing a shiny purple shirt with bright green tights and snakeskin boots.
Im not joking.

Gay Men:
These peopel in Bangladesh, drive station wagons with Deshi MCs blaring in their Pioneer Sound Systems.. You'd think these dudes are prepss.
Well, they're not
They drive station wagons or their mum's cars
Heck, some dont even drive! They sit beside their chauffer thinking "Im too cool to drive, cause momma wont lemme"

Muchos thanks to Mishkat bhai for his awesome contribution :)
Another day, another rantage, 1000 more spam emails...
heck if you got balls, make a rap on me :)
WAIT YOU DONT HAVE BALLS