Rantage:
Okay, so liek, you found teh Rantages... Greatness. I just rant about shit how much I hate this and that and...
Diss with a touch of piss.
That was awefully gay... Very gay. I get to keep it cause Im homophobic.
<@[Deb> your gay
<@Grumble_The_Grubby_Goat> No Im not...
*sighs*
"None of the material in the Rantages is plagarized. It's the sole copyright of Mr. Rumman Rubaiyat Kalam. If any such material is found that seems to be plagarized, is completely coincidental. All great men think alike. All great men hate Disney, if you're putting a lawsuit against me. You're not a great man, you're simply a Jew condemning a 16 year old. Thank you, Haiti rules."
Rantage 1: Twifail Added 24rd May 2009
This is about the story of a man who gets pissed at the world of Twilight and starts a rant... Okay so not that shitty but meh3.71 is the average rating for Twifail out of 35 votes. 
Rantage 2: Emofail Added 14th June 2009
I got pissed at emos3.78 is the average rating for Emofail out of 54 votes.
Rantage 3: Jonasfail Added 30th June 2009
Atlast... The secret revealed...4.12 is the average rating for Jonasfail out of 17 votes.
Rantage 4: Rapfail Added Forgotwhen MCM's fault
Small cocks and little bra sizes4.54 is the average rating for Rapfail out of 13 votes.
Rantage 5: Disneyfail Added 29th August 2009
Another one of Pope's operations revealed...2.93 is the average rating for Disneyfail out of 14 votes.
Rantage 6: Billfail Added 1st Septembed 2009
Hating on Microsoft on Apple in major proportions. The Nerd's Rantage.5 is the average rating for Billfail out of 3 votes.
Rantage 7: Jewfail Added 2nd September 2009
Another one of Pope's operations revealed...3.58 is the average rating for Jewfail out of 24 votes.
Rantage 8: Guitaristfail Added 24th September 2009
lol @ top 50 guitarists of all time3.96 is the average rating for Guitaristfaill out of 23 votes.
Rantage 9: Indiafail Added 23rd November 2009
I HATE YEW INDIA!3.83 is the average rating for Indiafaill out of 12 votes.
Rantage 10: MadeinChinafail Added 10th February 2010
Heck I love China, but they're evil Asians.3.93 is the average rating for MadeinChinafail out of 15 votes.
Rantage 11: Facebookfail Added 12th February 2010
We all wanna know how FB is :D.4.18 is the average rating for Facebookfail out of 11 votes.
Rantage 12: Emofail2 Added 3rd March 2010
More research into the Emo Failus. Read Emofail before.4.56 is the average rating for Emofail2 out of 18 votes.
Rantage 13: Musicfail Added 16th March 2010
An in-depth research about music4.5 is the average rating for Musicfail out of 6 votes.
Rantage 14: Complainfail Added 17th March 2010
How I hate stuff.5 is the average rating for Complainfail out of 7 votes.
Rantage 15: Animefail Added 178h March 2010
Educating you about Japanese cartoons3.5 is the average rating for Animefail out of 4 votes.