Rantage:
Okay, so liek, you found teh Rantages... Greatness. I just rant about shit how much I hate this and that and...
Diss with a touch of piss.
That was awefully gay... Very gay. I get to keep it cause Im homophobic.
<@[Deb> your gay
<@Grumble_The_Grubby_Goat> No Im not...
*sighs*
"None of the material in the Rantages is plagarized. It's the sole copyright of Mr. Rumman Rubaiyat Kalam. If any such material is found that seems to be plagarized, is completely coincidental. All great men think alike. All great men hate Disney, if you're putting a lawsuit against me. You're not a great man, you're simply a Jew condemning a 16 year old. Thank you, Haiti rules."
Rantage 1: Twifail Added 24rd May 2009
This is about the story of a man who gets pissed at the world of Twilight and starts a rant... Okay so not that shitty but meh3.68 is the average rating for Twifail out of 34 votes. 
Rantage 2: Emofail Added 14th June 2009
I got pissed at emos3.75 is the average rating for Emofail out of 53 votes.
Rantage 3: Jonasfail Added 30th June 2009
Atlast... The secret revealed...4.19 is the average rating for Jonasfail out of 16 votes.
Rantage 4: Rapfail Added Forgotwhen MCM's fault
Small cocks and little bra sizes4.54 is the average rating for Rapfail out of 13 votes.
Rantage 5: Disneyfail Added 29th August 2009
Another one of Pope's operations revealed...2.93 is the average rating for Disneyfail out of 14 votes.
Rantage 7: Jewfail Added 2nd September 2009
Another one of Pope's operations revealed...3.59 is the average rating for Jewfail out of 22 votes.
Rantage 8: Guitaristfail Added 24th September 2009
lol @ top 50 guitarists of all time3.9 is the average rating for Guitaristfaill out of 21 votes.
Rantage 9: Indiafail Added 23rd November 2009
I HATE YEW INDIA!3.83 is the average rating for Indiafaill out of 12 votes.
Rantage 10: MadeinChinafail Added 10th February 2010
Heck I love China, but they're evil Asians.4.15 is the average rating for MadeinChinafail out of 13 votes.
Rantage 11: Facebookfail Added 12th February 2010
We all wanna know how FB is :D.4 is the average rating for Facebookfail out of 8 votes.
Rantage 12: Emofail2 Added 3rd March 2010
More research into the Emo Failus. Read Emofail before.4.59 is the average rating for Emofail2 out of 17 votes.